Don’t touch that dial, because we’re about to enter the circle of hell where couch potatoes are tormented by trying to survive 24 hours in an infernal version of some of the most current TV shows of 1992. Join us as we discuss a cinematic time capsule: Stay Tuned.

It's gaudy! It's glittery! It's...weirdly horny! It's Flash Gordon, the 1980 space opera about a football hero, a mad scientist, and a travel agent who get shot into space, battle evil and problematic racial stereotypes and save Earth from bad weather, all to the music of Queen. There's lot to get to the bottom of, and boy are we going straight to the bottom.

We’ve returned from our unplanned summer break to bring you the disturbing notion that your appliances (some of them) are alive (depending on whether they have cords, maybe?) and have emotions and are always, always watching you. Thank your phone for bringing you our discussion about The Brave Little Toaster.

Do you like taking unnecessary risks and hate Nazis? Then you’re going to love this movie. Strap on your ill-gotten jet pack and blast off with us as we discuss The Rocketeer.

What is the perfect movie, and why is it a PG-rated, candy-coated late '80s musical-slash-sex comedy starring Oscar-winning actress and almost-Olympian Geena Davis entertaining Jeff Goldblum, Damon Wayans, and Jim Carrey as horny fur-covered aliens who crash landed in her pool in search of babes. Join us as we ask a lot of questions about Earth Girls Are Easy.

Sail away with us as we dive into the wet and wild disaster that is Waterworld. From babies with back tattoos to pirates on jet skis to Kevin Costner drinking his own urine, this movie has it all, yet, regrettably, also has nothing you want.

It's our 69th episode, so we're making it a sexy one as we discuss one of the most erotic Robin Hoods ever committed to celluloid, second only to the smokeshow that is Disney's fox version. Everything we do, we do it for you as we discuss Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

In challenging times, true heroes emerge to fight for our freedom, and sometimes those heroes are traumatized teens who are alarmingly good at shooting commies with rocket launchers. Join us in our socially distanced bunkers as we discuss Red Dawn.

This episode comes to you from the Before Time, when we felt bold enough to make predictions about the coming weeks that turned out to be not that far off. So while you're stuck at home, don't read any spellbooks you find out loud, because you might end up socially distancing with a pirate ghost who drinks all your booze and is almost impossible to get rid of.

Social distancing may be our new reality, but as least we're not as socially distanced as the protagonists of this week's movie: Dennis Quaid and a genderfluid lizard alien who are marooned for years on a desolate planet until one of them dies in childbirth and leaves the other to parent the child. Take a wild ride with us from the comfort of your home as we discuss Enemy Mine.

We're hurtling through space and into the mouth of madness for a 1979 sci-fi adventure featuring Anthony Perkins, a deranged starship captain, and a whole bunch of baffling robots. We have a lot of questions as we get sucked into The Black Hole.

It’s a rite of passage for teens to keeps secrets from their parents, like when they sneak out to go to a kegger at Porkchop’s lake house, or dump the corpse of their babysitter and fake their way into a job at a fashion house while embezzling a small fortune. You know, teen stuff. We’re discussing the very relatable 1991 comedy, Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead.

We've discussed some weird movies before, but few are as bonkers or as soul-crushingly sad as this animated tale about an abandoned unicorn and his girl versus a murderous puppet. We uncover more questions than answers as we explore Unico In The Island of Magic.

Our Christmas episode got lost in a big snowstorm and we almost had to cancel, but thankfully a little genetic aberration with a shiny red nose has guided us to you just in time for the twelfth day of Christmas, so we're technically in under the wire. Celebrate the new year with us as we discuss Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer.

A killer is forced by magical contract to assume his victim’s identity and carry out his unfinished business as the eternal punishment for his crimes. Horror novella? Or the plot of a family Christmas film? You be the judge as we discuss The Santa Clause.

If God and the Devil had a podcast, Manon would be the microphone. Grab your black duster and your finest baby tee and call the corners with us as we discuss the deeply bonkers 1996 tale of teenage witches gone bad, The Craft.

Trick or treat! This week, we’re discussing a movie that’s both. Join the only podcast hosts with the nards to ask important questions like “Why are kids’ Halloween movies so obsessed with virgins?” and “Where is Dracula getting all that dynamite?” Grab a plastic pumpkin full of candy and celebrate Halloween with us as we discuss The Monster Squad.

Have you ever asked yourself, "What if Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but medieval?" If you have, congratulations, you're Richard Donner, and you are responsible for this 1985 sword and sorcery film about a woman in bird's clothing and the wolfman who loves her. Join us as we work through the many, many questions we have about Ladyhawke.

Descend with us into the New York City sewers with everyone's favorite heroes in a half-shell as we discuss the 1990 live-action film version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

In our first ever Rewind episode, we're revisiting an old episode to take advantage of a pop culture event that's taking advantage of our collective nostalgia in a magnificent nostalgia ouroboros. Before you watch The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance on Netflix, take a listen to our 2018 episode about the original 1982 film.