Not content to celebrate Spooky Season with a movie that traumatized us, we’re discussing a movie that traumatized an entire nation. In our Halloween episode, we’re talking Ghostwatch.

Did an alien race travel through a wormhole to colonize our planet, seed our civilization, and enslave humanity to mine precious space-traveling minerals? Ancient alien theorists and the 1994 film Stargate say yes.

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We both watched this movie. We both read the plot summary. We discussed it for a full 90 minutes. And yet, we're still not 100 percent clear about what exactly is going on. Join us as we decode the mysteries of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.

This week, we're discussing a love story for the ages: a mediocre man taking credit for a woman's hard work. Join us as we discuss Mannequin. 

This week, we're discussing a film about the romance between an intergalactic hottie, a hapless Earth scientist, and (inexplicably) Jimmy Durante. Join us as we take a deep dive into My Stepmother Is An Alien.

Join us as we discuss The Magic in the Mirror, a baffling film in which a little girl passes through an antique mirror to save the world from murderous ducks hellbent on boiling people alive to make tea. Yes, really.

If you say our names three times, we'll rise up from the Neitherworld to talk about Tim Burton's comedy-horror classic, Beetlejuice.

This spooky season, we're discussing a film about the scariest thing of all: unplanned pregnancy. Put your feet in the stirrups and scooch down toward us as we examine Look Who's Talking.

Men? Lovingly nurturing a baby? It's more likely than you think! Join us as we discuss Three Men and a Baby, a heartwarming comedy about child abandonment gone right.

Climb aboard our panty balloon and let's soar together on a journey through the confusing, off-putting, and frankly kind of gross world of The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.

Join us for yet another foray into a charming little movie about parental neglect as we discuss the various deadbeats of Big Girls Don't Cry...They Get Even.

We're proving we're real Wilderness Girls by earning our podcasting patch with this discussion of  Troop Beverly Hills.

Strap on your Power Glove and join us on a journey to Video Armageddon as we discuss The Wizard. Come for the Super Mario 3, stay for the terrible parenting!

It's our 100th episode! We're celebrating by discussing the one we've all been waiting for, so climb aboard our luckdragon and strap in, because it's time to talk about The NeverEnding Story.

For the honor of Greyskull, I have the podcast!

One thing about this podcast I never could stomach: all the damn vampires.

Need a reset? You could choke on a South Korean chicken ball, die, come back to life, find out your husband got contacts and a new wife, and get yourself an upgraded revenge husband...or you could listen to us discuss Hello Again.

Pack your Star Case and get ready to activate your Wonder Twin powers, because we’re gassing up the Winnie and hitting the road to Escape To Witch Mountain.

Defund the robot police.